Don't you just love Justin Bieber? Of course you fucking don't. No one reading this should love Justin Bieber and if you do, go the Hell away. You're probably 12 and just getting hair on your hoo-hoo. This is not the blog for you, fetus.
Do I HATE Justin Bieber? Fucking yes. WHY do I hate Justin Bieber? Because someone spilled him all over my intarnets and he's spreading like herpes. You can't click on a decent link anymore without his face or some gossip about him popping up like a pustule. I've never even heard a Bieber song, I'm not even sure how old he is. I don't care. He's like some creepy little prepubescent troll doll with emo hair.
So I APPROVE of this Shaved Bieber plugin which removes mention of Bieber from your intarnets. This is awesome. We should have one of these for all people. I would remove large numbers of the population from the intarnets.
I also approve of this because it apparently invokes flaming, unadulterated rage in teenage girls. This is like some kind of badass gravy on my Justin-Bieber-free potatoes. BONUS!
Then there were these teenage girls who ripped down all their Justin Bieber posters and got death threats from other teenage girls...
...which almost makes me want to write a hate-on about teenagers...but that's a little unfair...some teenagers are pretty okay (I have to remind myself that epic asshats come in all ages).
Oh. Also. I had a baby. He is freaking adorable.
OK... I have to be real about this one. I don't have any problem with Bieber..I don't listen to his music, wouldn't know one of his songs if he sat singing it in front of me. What I have a problem with is the Bieber-haters, who post their hate messages EVERYWHERE on the internet. You can't watch a single fucking video on youtube without seeing it.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong.. I don't follow Hollywood at all, so maybe he sets kittens on fire and eats infants for breakfast, I don't know. If so, I guess I can see where the hate comes from. I'm just wondering if you get that those of you spreading his name like that, yes- you too Sandra, are just making him MORE famous. People who would have never even known his name before are now saying... even if it's "Who the fuck is this Bieber guy?"
I'm reminded of two things here... Being a young woman of my ummmm mid-thirties, I was in the heat of the N.K.O.T.B rage of the early 90's. And yes, I had the illness... BUT, all the hate-rumors popped up ..."so-and-so had his stomach pumped and they found 2 CUPS of semen in it!"....." and did it make the obscessed teenaged girls get over the obscession? NO, it made them even stronger supporters defending their beloved New Kids..
And this one might seem a little drastic, but follow me for a second here.... If the world had gotten sick of listening to the Nazi's spread their propaganda about the Jews, and decided to hate the Jews for it... how would that have turned out for us?
I'm a strong supporter of hate... but place the hate where it belongs... Don't go jumping on any totally stupid, misguided bandwagons.
Here.... thought you might want this... I s'pose everyone must have a cause.. Ｉjust don't stand in line with people who throw around the word "faggot"...
ReplyDeleteOn September 8 we will all be visiting Justin Biebers "One Time" video
which has over 170 million views.
On that day everyone must leave a negative comment and dislike the video.
Help us destroy the little faggots music for good. The goal is to make the dislike bar bigger than the like bar. JOIN US!!!
Copy and paste this to other rap/hip vids: EX.Tupac,Biggie Smalls,Eminem,Nas, ANYTHING Rap/Hiphop!
I'm sitting here totally sleep deprived, trying to feed a kid - so this thought is wholly justtifiable... but when I read "so-and-so had his stomach pumped and they found 2 CUPS of semen in it!".....", I pictured emergency room doctors standing around with shocked expressions and one proclaiming, "This is an ENORMOUS amount of SPOOGE! Quick, Jim! Get a Pyrex measuring cup! I need to document the cuppage so I can tell Joan about this tonight!"
ReplyDeleteSrsly people, sleep deprivation is an ugly thing.
You know, Psam... what I get a little sick of is everyone being compared to Nazis these days. Drastic? I think so, maybe a little. Comparing anyone to a group who tried to (not figuratively, but quite LITERALLY) exterminate an entire people as though they were garbage? ...kind of drastic.
Anyway, why can't I jump on bandwagons? They're all shiny and they've got wheels on them and there's a freaking...band on them? (WTF is a bandwagon anyway?!)
Your argument that I shouldn't hate on Justin Bieber just because he exists, has the voice of a cat who got kicked in the nuts and is taking over my internets is invalid - because I can.
Don't worry, when Bieber fades into obscurity, develops a drug habit, ends up in rehab and people are mocking him, I'll probably be treating him like he's some kind of Woobie.
Until then, try finding me a video on YouTube where there aren't haters. Please don't use the people who leave comments on YouTube as an example of internet users. YouTube is like one, giant, stinky troll farm.
Regarding your other comment...imagine my shock...SHOCK...that Tupac fans hate Bieber. ...why they're practically TWINS...except one's dead.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on that sentiment. I'm far from politically correct, but if anyone's ever read anything on here - they'll know that I love me some homosexuals, so derogatory use of the word 'faggot' makes me sad (or violent, depending on the day/PMS).
I also don't agree with attempts to destroy someone's career just because you like a couple of old, dead rappers and Justin Bieber makes your skin crawl (centipedes make my skin crawl and I still just move them outside when I see them...you monsters!)
I also think that's completely moot...as no one posting comments like this on YouTube stands a snowball's chance in Hell of doing anything but sounding whiny and douchey.