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I find it difficult to believe that a 10 year old used the words "objects to" in a sentence....but I guess the asshole dad who crushed his dreams probably wrote it for him. |
Personally I've always been a fan of Savage Love where Dan Savage dispenses usually very sound advice while simultaneously making me giggle...but recently I've been introduced to a new thing.
Here's That Bad Advice You Were Hoping For
Henceforth referred to as That Bad Advice...because I'm lazy...and also have to leave for work soon.
That Bad Advice takes posts from various sources and mocks the shit out of them. Usually the poster is laughably unreasonable in the situation. They're an asshole, clueless, inconsiderate or sometimes nearly criminal in their actions.
That Bad Advice takes their questions and tells them what they want to hear, that they're not unreasonable - all the whole making fun of them. It's pretty awesome.
Here's the one that got me hooked:
Henceforth referred to as That Bad Advice...because I'm lazy...and also have to leave for work soon.
That Bad Advice takes posts from various sources and mocks the shit out of them. Usually the poster is laughably unreasonable in the situation. They're an asshole, clueless, inconsiderate or sometimes nearly criminal in their actions.
That Bad Advice takes their questions and tells them what they want to hear, that they're not unreasonable - all the whole making fun of them. It's pretty awesome.
Here's the one that got me hooked:
In case you weren't aware, Dear Fucktards reader..."Penisfeels" is the best fucking word ever.
You need to go read this right now, it's hilarious...
Having a monkey is like having a baby, a baby on steroids... With teeth. Sharp, vicious teeth. And masturbatory urges. Rapey, jerkoff in your hair, masturbatory urges.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's just "Ewwww". No one likes cum in their hair.
No one.
LIAR!!