Dear Fucktards,
And by Fucktards, I mean the continent and country of Australia - where I live but am not a citizen.
You see, Dear Fucktards readers...I am an American by birth. I was born in raised in the US and moved to Australia when I was 20 to be with the man that I had fallen in love with.
....but I digress. I'm here now and I address the Australians.
IN PARTICULAR THE FUCKTARD AUSTRALIANS WHO ELECTED TONY ABBOTT IN TO PARLIAMENT.
I would just like to ask you folks...what the FUCK you were thinking when you elected a terrible fucking human being to lead your country.
But you know what? By this point...I'm a little drunk...so I'ma just show you what you fucking did wrong.
Don't Be A Fucking Idiot.com...oh wait...too fucking late.
So, I just wanted to say, that I've just stumbled across your blog today, and had quite a read. I'm starting to wonder if we're kindred spirits. I'm a bit in love with your rants - it's always great to read somebody else's for a change!! I've been documenting my conversations with fucktards I encounter at work and am looking at relocating them from notes on my facebook page to an actual blog... once it's up and running i'll be sure to share with you!!
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