Hate-On #8 - Dr Peter Denton, Ballarat

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I don't just go around trolling on the internet looking for things to be pissed off about.  I know, shocked, right?  It seems like I in all of my rage would love just trolling the net and making enemies - but I'm not actually that angry a person.

Actually this kind of is my motto some days..

I am, however, a passionate person.

When I started reading this article I kept an open mind.  I don't even get all pissed when I read in an article, "Boy the gays sure do make me feel uncomfortable."  because that's honest and true and ...just a bro expressing himself.  It's not hateful and vicious or blatantly incorrect.

...and then I got here...

Dr Denton said that it wasn't natural for two men or two men to be together. 

"Sodomy is not a natural sexual act," he said.

What?  Claim what you want about sodomy.  That it's evil.  That it's dirty.  That it's wrong.  That it isn't fun (LIARS).  That it hurts. That it's gross.  That it is shameful.  Fine.  I mean ....I think you're wrong but...that's just me.  Those are opinions.

I know, I'm a terrible person.

....but sodomy is very fucking much a natural sexual act.

It's not like no one thought about sticking it in the poop chute until humans came along and we decided to reserve it only for our very evilest goings on.

Seriously.  I like to be a rational grown-ass woman but what kind of fucking moron -are you-, bro?

There are whole species of animal who engage in homosexual sex as part of their normal relationships.

Australian Black Swans for example, while monogamous, engage in relationships with more than one swan at the same time - resulting in some cygnets (baby swans) having three parents.  This happens about 1/3 of the time.  About 1/4 of the time...pairings of black swans are flat-out homosexual.  Two man-swans get together and mate for life.  They raise cygnets together.  They grow old.  They die together.  This has been going on for millions of years before humans crawled out of their caves.  Homosexuality has been around longer than Jesus, peeps.

(Somewhere, someone is asking "wait, how do two male swans produce offpsing"?  Well it happens a few different ways.  Sometimes a couple of swans will simply take over another nest.  Sometimes they will pair with a female in order to produce offspring and will then eject her from the relationship and raise the young.  Cygnets raised by two male swans as opposed to one male swan and one female swan have higher survival rates likely due to the increased protection of two males rather than one.)

SOMEHOW.  Swans have managed not to crumble under the pressure of their extremely gay swanny lifestyle.  In fact, it actually seems to help.  Well gosh.

Shut up, baby swans.  Stop being so cute.

And anyway.  I'm getting sick of this notion that buttsex is strictly for homosexuals. Depending on which study you reference, somewhere between about 25% and 35% of heterosexual women engage in anal sex with their male partners on a regular basis.

I think that a lot of people just forget that straight people have anal sex too.  There seems to be this perception somewhere that gay men engage in anal sex because it's the only kind of sexual gratification that they can find - what with their equipment and all.

But I hate to burst your conservative little bubbles...there are a great many ways in which two consenting mens can enjoy each other (preferably after I've made some popcorn).

So if heterosexual women can get their sexual gratification from other means - why do they engage in anal sex?  ...I suspect a lot of people are going to think, "To make the man happy."...which is depressing and kind of a sad statement on your view of relationships bro, you should have that looked at.

It might be a surprise, I know...but they do it because they like it.

Back around 2005 as a young legal clerk I had the misfortune of sitting down with a couple of my coworkers who I would normally have classified as "pippytwats".  The kind of girls who came to work in stilettos and judged another woman on her shoes and handbag and not her mind and skills.

We were having lunch and one of them, a grown-ass woman, started talking about how gross and weird it was that women have anal sex.  ...except that being the super-mature beings they were, they called it "buttsex".  It was the only word in every sentence that was whispered.

"Men like it because they have a clit in their butt.  That's what I heard."

"I heard it never goes back to the same size again and you poop yourself a lot."

I have this nasty habit of speaking up when people say stupid things.  Also I apparently have a nasty habit of starting what I hope to be helpful, informative sentences by saying, "Actually..." in a somewhat condescending voice.  I actually feel really terrible about that as I usually just want to inform someone, not make them feel like shit....

I informed the young women of the prostate and what it does.  I also informed them that anal sex is pleasurable for women too - not just men.

One of those two women never spoke to me again such was her horror at my having been so candid on the topic of anal sex.

But people...it's time to start talking about things.  Not because I think it's entirely inappropriate or because I think now is the very best time or because I want to offend anyone - but because being quiet about shit and not talking about it never helped anything.

So, in conclusion, Dr Denton is either deluded, an asshole or possibly both.  But he gets a great big "GO FUCK YOURSELF" from this blogger.  Keep strong, fucktards.