Epic Win #3 - Zombie Fail

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So some of you might have seen this Cracked article citing 5 scientific reasons that a zombie outbreak could actually happen.

What most of you DON'T know is that I am phobic of zombies. I'm not talking about not being able to watch zombie movies because I'm a big, wussy girl and I can't stand seeing viscera. I'm talking about the mere thought of zombies being able to keep me up all night because it freaks my shit out.

Mind you, that doesn't keep me from watching zombie movies or playing zombie video games...they're awesome.

But this is why this article is such an epic win for me... Cracked.com came out with another article yesterday on 7 Scientific Reasons A Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly). Thank you, Cracked.com. Now I can sleep again.

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Sandra Fowler was born in Oregon and moved to Australia in 2003 to marry an Australian guy she'd never met. She has a 5 year old kid, cats, a dog, and a shit tonne of chickens. Also makes and sells jewellery. Likes: Liberal politics, feminism, mental health discussion, making things. Hates: Assholes, racism, Islamophobia, homophobia, and other -isms and -phobias. Encourages the world to be better people, goddamnit. Follow my rantings on Twitter @tandykins.

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