Mockery Website #3 - darwinawards.com

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For those of you who haven't heard of them, The Darwin Awards Honour "those who improve the species...by accidentally removing themselves from it". Basically, someone does something painfully stupid and as a result dies - they have then done the gene pool a favour by (hopefully) preventing the spread of their own genes.



Here is an example!
"(27 October 2009, Arkansas) Thirty-year-old Devan LeAnn of Shongaloo, Louisiana, was visiting Lake Ehrling with a male friend. Recent bouts of heavy rain had resulted in a flood of runoff water, and they decided it would be fun to take a mattress careening down the surging water in the spillway.

Unfortunately Leann was riding a foam egg-crate style mattress pad. Imagine a wet foam pad. Are you sinking yet? According to her friend, Devan LeAnn simply vanished from sight at dusk. The next morning her body was found in a tangle of trees 70 yards below the spillway.

Parents, warn your children! Wetting the bed can be deadly."

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