Hate-On #1 - The Westboro Baptist Church

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Having finished this blog and having nothing at all to write about (because I'm all zen and shit), I turned to my go-to people for hate, the Westboro Baptist Church.

Who better to hate first than the most hateful motherfuckers I've ever laid eyes upon.

For those of you who aren't aware of the Westboro Baptist Church (who I'm now just calling WBC because I can't be fucked to type out their whole fucking name every time I refer tot hem), these guys are a church group who hate and have rage against....eeeeeveryone. Gay? They fucking hate you. Not gay? They probably still fucking hate you and don't believe that you're not gay. A soldier? They fucking hate you. Anyone non-American? They fucking hate you. Any religion other than...well, pretty much any religion? They fucking hate you....and not just them...God hates you. Isn't that right, God?



Well, apparently God does...

And aren't their kids cute? Their hateful, mindwarped little kids who believe that anything and everything is sinful, evil and wrong? Awesome. Just fucking awesome.

Who are these glorious soldiers speakers (they hate soldiers) for God led by? None other than Fred Phelps, the fucking ghoul himself.



Try to sympathise with these people. I fucking dare you.



Did you notice how utterly terrified a great many of those people looked? Terrified of him? Terrified of God or terrified of ...baby eating...homosexuals? ...sometimes I'm not sure if Fred Phelps isn't a little demented and just rambling like some old decaying guy in a nursing home...

The WBC is particularly known for picketing at funerals. They've picketed at the funerals of homosexuals killed in hate crimes, the funerals of soldiers who have died in Iraq, and...wait, what did these kids even do?

Apparently...if anything bad happens to anyone...God did it because he hates you with fire. ...doesn't this sound like someone we all know and love?



Maybe that's it...maybe the WBC are secretly Satan worshippers! ...it sure makes a fuckton more sense than worshipping God...right?

So how do you DEAL with people like this? It's hard to ignore them...they pop up in the news constantly and when they do it's like watching Bill O'Reily or Pat Robertson and you can't look away, you just want to gouge their fucking eyes out with your thumbs.

How do you deal with them? Violence? No, surely not...I'm not into the idea of beating anyone because you hate them, even evil fuckers like these people. No. I much prefer...MOCKERY!





Because we all know how much I love mocking people.

Don't worry, my friends. One day we'll live in a blissful world free of Fucktards like the Westboro Baptist Church. Until then, lets make fun of them - because making them a joke takes whatever power they have away from them...and at least we get to make up silly signs and dress like robots, right?