TITENATOR 2 by Adam Cuerden
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Titanic. A movie by James Cameron. One of the highest-grossing films of the 90s. Won several academy awards. It involves a man who wins a woman's trust, and tries to protect her from another man who, it turns out, is evil, but in the end, the central disaster catches up with them, and he sinks beneath the liquid.
Terminator 2. A movie by James Cameron. One of the highest-grossing films of the 90s. Won several academy awards. It involves a man who wins a woman's trust, and tries to protect her from another man who, it turns out, is evil, but in the end, the central disaster catches up with them, and he sinks beneath the liquid.
What happens if these two come together? We join them at the end of the plot, in the boiler room of the ship.
Terminator: *shoots the T-1000, who teeters on the edge of the walkway over a vat of molten metal.
T-1000: Ha! I'll never let go! Er... Whoops! *falls into the molten metal*
John Connor: *throws in the chip after him.*
Terminator: But there is one chip left, mine. I cannot self terminate. You must lower me in.
John Connor: No! No! You don't have to do this!
Terminator: I know why you cry, but it's something I must do. *hugs him*
Sarah: *while shoving him off the railing* I'll never let go!
Terminator: *sinks below the wav- er... molten metal, giving a thumbs up as he does*
SCENE: An empty road at night
Sarah: Yo heeeeavee.... to melt him I did need, but I knooooow that the world will go oooooonnnn!
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