WTFSite #1 - Cleverbot

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...this made me giggle so hard I almost peed myself. Or maybe it was the baby kicking me in the bladder...



Awesome...


User: Why is the sky?

Cleverbot: Why is the sky what?

User: Oh, now you're requiring me to qualify my question...bitch.

Cleverbot: No I wasn't. I merely answered your question.

User: With a question! That's rude...

Cleverbot: No. You answered with a statement. A question is interrogative. You used a direct statement. Do you know the difference between a question and an answer?

User: Yes, but you apparently don't. Anyway. Why is the sky blue?

Cleverbot: Go away Eggman. Don't I have to foil your plans with my super speed?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You'll know what I mean when the time comes.

User: Who the fuck is Eggman?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you on drugs?

Cleverbot: Why yes, yes I am. .

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