Mockery Website #1 - ertards.com

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Ever worked in an emergency room? I have. Hate 90% of the patients who come in for stupid fucking reasons? I do! This website's for you!




Here are a couple little snippets:

"40-ish dad brings his 11 yo daughter to the ER on a saturday night (about 11pm) 'cause 'last month she was bleeding "down there" and it started again today...' "

"a mother brought her 15 year old daughter to a tertiary level hospital Emergency Department because she had a patch of pimples on her cheek and she had a party to go to that night and she wanted us to make them go away. luckily the busy waiting room made her go away."

"A woman brought her six-year-old child into the ED at eight in the morning. The child had vomit all over himself, and was crying profusely and complaining that his chest hurt. He'd swallowed the toothpaste instead of spitting it out while brushing his teeth before school, and his mother had shoved her fingers down to make him puke (she said "about a dozen times") and then had proceeded to give him the Heimlich hard enough to crack two of his ribs."

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Sandra Fowler was born in Oregon and moved to Australia in 2003 to marry an Australian guy she'd never met. She has a 5 year old kid, cats, a dog, and a shit tonne of chickens. Also makes and sells jewellery. Likes: Liberal politics, feminism, mental health discussion, making things. Hates: Assholes, racism, Islamophobia, homophobia, and other -isms and -phobias. Encourages the world to be better people, goddamnit. Follow my rantings on Twitter @tandykins.

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